"I was always a very serious child. I remember being, like, 13 and the girls were like, “Felicity is going to kiss Ben on the school field". It’s amazing I had any friends! Because I remember saying “Well, that’s stupid. It’s too young to mean anything. He doesn’t love her, and that’s just a waste of time"

farrfleet:

star trek au where everything is the same except spock says “fabulous” instead of “fascinating” 

kirklanded:

kirklanded:

kirklanded:

kirklanded:

what if you censored out the word ‘swim’ every time it’s said in free!

im gonna do it

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its only been 30 seconds fuck me

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NO LITTLE SHOTA MAN DONT DO IT

mychemicalfriendzone:

meladoodle:

my friend once asked me the question ‘if your boyfriend and your dad swapped bodies and the only way to get them to switch back was to have sex with one of them which one would you choose’ and i just ran away

oh my god

timelordy-teganbreann:

consultingt-rex:

souffles-for-raccoons:

souffles-for-raccoons:

souffles-for-raccoons:

souffles-for-raccoons:

souffles-for-raccoons:

its the
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its the 
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of the
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rising 
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to the
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of our rival 

and 
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last  known survivor 
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his prey in the 
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AND HES
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US ALL WITH THE
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[slaps self in the face for thinking “bamboo’s his prey in the night”]

biebergasmic:

yo lets stop the drama instead lets laugh at this picture of phineas looking straight forward

biebergasmic:

yo lets stop the drama instead lets laugh at this picture of phineas looking straight forward

isis-:

superwholock-itis:

can we please take a minute to appreciate jared in this gif. i mean jensen and misha are over there leaping like princesses and jareds just like awkward 360 arm spin moose jump

#360 arm spin moose jump#thank you for naming this action

isis-:

superwholock-itis:

can we please take a minute to appreciate jared in this gif. i mean jensen and misha are over there leaping like princesses and jareds just like awkward 360 arm spin moose jump

#360 arm spin moose jump#thank you for naming this action

best-of-funny:

holyshitsouthpark:

“I wonder if there’s porn of-“

there is

X

moonlightwithasideoffries:

prickisawonker:

the documentary about this whole thing is so good

i think i just read the saddest story ever???

mytoecold:

A guy I don’t know very well handed me his yearbook and asked me if I wanted to sign it. 

I said yes, and shortly after he added, “Just don’t write anything gay.”

I wrote this:

Fuck my actual butthole. You are a boy and so am I. We are going to have sex that is gay. Pound my rock hard cock and bite me.

Love,

Drew 

kamoedesu:

So I went looking at Gordon Ramsay videos and found this and laughed for about 10 minutes.