"I was always a very serious child. I remember being, like, 13 and the girls were like, “Felicity is going to kiss Ben on the school field". It’s amazing I had any friends! Because I remember saying “Well, that’s stupid. It’s too young to mean anything. He doesn’t love her, and that’s just a waste of time"
star trek au where everything is the same except spock says “fabulous” instead of “fascinating”
what if you censored out the word ‘swim’ every time it’s said in free!
im gonna do it
its only been 30 seconds fuck me
NO LITTLE SHOTA MAN DONT DO IT
my friend once asked me the question ‘if your boyfriend and your dad swapped bodies and the only way to get them to switch back was to have sex with one of them which one would you choose’ and i just ran away
oh my god
of our rival
last known survivor
his prey in the
US ALL WITH THE
[slaps self in the face for thinking “bamboo’s his prey in the night”]
yo lets stop the drama instead lets laugh at this picture of phineas looking straight forward
can we please take a minute to appreciate jared in this gif. i mean jensen and misha are over there leaping like princesses and jareds just like awkward 360 arm spin moose jump
“I wonder if there’s porn of-“
the documentary about this whole thing is so good
i think i just read the saddest story ever???
A guy I don’t know very well handed me his yearbook and asked me if I wanted to sign it.
I said yes, and shortly after he added, “Just don’t write anything gay.”
I wrote this:
Fuck my actual butthole. You are a boy and so am I. We are going to have sex that is gay. Pound my rock hard cock and bite me.